Suprise! We're Moving In!

No, not really.  We actually moved in here nine months ago but grandma is back in her cycle of thinking we just moved in and she is frantically trying to get us organized.  She spent Friday afternoon organizing the cabinet with the plates.  When she was finished it looked like a tornado hit it.  There were plates and bowls and even a few cups put all over the place.  My parents came over for dinner and my mother got to see firsthand grandma's handywork.  If she creates this kind of craziness on a little cabinet how do you think the rest of the house looks?  Grandma has been doing laundry like crazy.  Every night the boys and I put our dirty clothes in the hamper and the next day grandma will wash them.  It may sound nice, having your laundry done for you practically the instant you take it off.  But, she does the laundry about as good as she organizes the cabinets. 

She tries to watch the news and keep up with current events, but the news goes too fast and she can't remember anything she reads in the paper.  The other day she was sitting in her chair watching the news and I was in the kitchen and she yells to me that they are removing the letters C,Q, and X from the alphabet.  WHAT?!?  I can't even imagine what story she actually heard to think they said they are going to start removing letters from the alphabet!  Like from now on instead of having a car we will all just be driving around in ars?  And England will no longer have a Queen, they will just have Ueen Elizabeth?  What in the world?!?  Needless to say, I had NO response for her. 

Recently Chaz Bono has been in the news due to his being on Dancing with the Stars.  She is completely determined that this poor person has had three sex changes in his life.  Apparently, Sonny and Cher were upset because they had a little girl and from the beginning tried to convince her that she should be a boy.  Then, they decided to have their daughter turned into a son.  Later, Chaz thought he really wanted to be a girl after all and changed himself back into a girl.  And after that she decided she really wanted to be a man so she changed herself back into a man with a third operation.  At first she was disgusted with Chaz, or rather the idea of Chaz.  But after watching him perform the last few weeks on DWTS she now feels sorry for him and was wanting me to vote for him.  She thinks it will improve his self-esteem.  She also blames the parents for him having to go through all this.

At this point I have no idea where in the world she is getting this information or what the actually information is that she is getting so badly confused.  So, I am off to get organized and work to remove the letters C, Q, and X from my vocabulary.